June 2012
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sweet-bitsy:
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iwillbeyourgoal:
kanye west wakes up on a plane to find a water bottle next to him. he groans and looks around for the owner of the water bottle, but no one is claiming it. he rolls his eyes but accepts the responsibility of caring for it. besides, it’s growing on him. fast forward 18 years and kanye is watching his water bottle graduate top of its class. he couldn’t be more proud as he wipes a...
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My favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
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My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
